Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I licked your asshole in confidence.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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