Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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