You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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