So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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