Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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