So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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