sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
