He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
