fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
