Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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