I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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