i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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