And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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