I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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