Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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