his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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