Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
