it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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