Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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