U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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