West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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