Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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