I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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