I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
