I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Randomize