So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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