apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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