Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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