Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
another moral hangover. fuck.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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