So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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