I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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