Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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