dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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