i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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