Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize