don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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