so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
high people should be assigned attendants
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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