Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
