**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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