I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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