Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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