Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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