Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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