You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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