you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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