I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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