Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My penis needs a shock collar
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
