I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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