they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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