last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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