I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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