But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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