So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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