So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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