im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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