it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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