sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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