Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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