Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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