Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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